I'm your best friend, but I've gotta say. I'm just steamed up about that jerk Flanders. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt. Is draft okay? Just put in the tap last week.ĭad, thanks for helping me with my science project. In case you're hungry, I made club sandwiches. We've only been neighbors for one, two, three, four- Eight years. This is your first visit to our homestead, eh? I've got suds in the rumpus room, if you'll join me. It just has a bad name.Įveryone would love it if it was called "elfgrass."
BART SIMPSON ONE HAND CLAPPING PATCH
There, there, and there's a big patch over there. that'll get rid of that crabgrass in half a jiff.Ĭrabgrass? What are you talking about? Where? Say, Simpson, I've got some time-release granules. The Lord's given us a beautiful day, huh? Now, Homer, Bart's working on his science project. Stupid grass! Supposed to be the boy's job. "quote": The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away.", "Ms.Bust my hump all week. "quote": "Remember to visualize the complex problem. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. These test will have no effect on your grade. "quote": "Now I don't want you to worry, class. "speaker": "Either way, he's still a weiner. ", "Homer: I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape! ", "Bart: Uh oh. ", "Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.
BART SIMPSON ONE HAND CLAPPING PLUS
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. "speaker": "Words of warning from the Babysitter Bandit " "speaker": "Calling America's Most Armed and Dangerous " "quote": If she's convicted, we get T-shirts. "speaker": "Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture attempt " "quote": "Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this. "speaker": "Watching 'America's Most Armed and Dangerous " "quote": "The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living room, while the bandit roamed the house at will, stealing the valuable objects it took the family a lifetime to shop for! ", If you think you've seen him, call 1-800-U-SQUEAL. "quote": "The Cue-ball Killer should be considered extremely armed and dangerous. ", "Lisa: Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love. All the elves dance around like little green idiots. "quote": Oh, man, I can't take it any more! ", "Lisa: But I want to see what happens. "quote": "Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
"speaker": "A night on the town with the boys? " "quote": Paree! ", "Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! ", "Homer: It matters not, mon frere! " ], Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! ", "Bart+Lisa: " ], ", "Bart: Is Oliver there? ", "Moe: Who? ", "Bart: Oliver Clothesoff. "quote": A little pre-dinner entertainment. ", "Florist: Well, we've have some beautiful long-stemmed roses.
", "Florist: What kind of flowers? ", "Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead. "speaker": "Gee, I didn't mean to put you to so much trouble " Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards. "quote": "Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town. "speaker": "From someone who should know " Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you! " ], Is there an Al Coholic here? Wait a minute. ", "Bart: Hello, is Al there? ", "Moe: Al? ", "Bart: Yeah, Al. "quote": Aw, where's your sense of humor. "speaker": "Marge calls a radio talk show therapist " And forty pounds thinner, and he had hair. ", "Marge: When we were dating, he was sweeter.
"quote": Tell me about your husband, Marge. "speaker": "The SNPP workers listen to a radio call-in show " If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our listening audience, we invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr. "quote": "This is KBBL talk radio, K-Babble. "speaker": "Bill Pie ''in the Sky'', KBBL traffic report " There's lots of rubber-necking and melon wrestling going on, folks. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate.
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